Two Old-timers, Larry and Dean, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up.Dean didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold orsomething.But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Dean really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park Dean didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.A month had passed, and Dean figured he had seen the last of Larry.But one day, Dean approached the park and -- lo and behold there satLarry!Dean was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?'
Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.
''Jail?' cried Dean. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Dean, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 63 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.And ...the Judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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