now, this is an absolute riot! just make sure you leave your white suit at the door, k?
i'll be back later (maybe, lol)
you might be a redneck if you've ever carved a turkey with hedge clippers
. . .your 14 year old smokes in front of HER kids (note that plural?)
. . . you've ever been injured playing ping pong (a full contact sport?)
Pattern of the Day:
11-23: Lace Candle Sleeve. this is kinda cute, but the only type of candle you should put this on is the ones in a glass jar. the only time i see candles like this is in no frills in the mexican food section, with pictures of Mother Mary etc, on them. hmmm
11-24: Holiday Shawl. um, this damn near comes close to being a non pattern. nuf said
11-25-27: Deco-Ribbon Cell Phone Bags. these are cute, but i'd never use them. however, the annoying part is this pattern covers 3 days because the second page falls on a weekend. i think i may write a letter to the editor about that. how annoying.
What I'm reading
Heir by Johanna Lindsay (book tape in the house, i know i'm really dragging on this one)
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice (book tape in the car)
The Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King
Otherworld: The Sea of Silver LIght by Tad Williams
Night Embrace by Sherrilyn Kenyon (another Dark Hunter book, these things ROCK!)
Don't shop til you drop!