ok, i know, not much of a title, but hey, i'm tapped. my brain is fried (i have a migraine, and it's 10 days til xmas, sigh)
this is bizarre, but cute, and kinda funny. go check it out. i got it from anne. thanks, hon, this is great!
you might be a redneck if there's a 4-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.
. . . your voice changed while you were still in second grade (is that along the same lines as the retirement one earlier today?)
. . . you pawned your grandfather's pocketwatch because you needed beer money for the weekend (that's not just redneck, that's crass! and majorly alcoholic, lol)
. . . you've ever made a cup of coffee with a welding torch.
. . . you've ever framed an Auto Trader cover.
. . . your father-in-law said you had no class so you spit at him.
. . . more than one person at your class reunion was on a weekend pass.
. . . you eat cotton candy more than 3 times a week.
. . . your idea of water conservation is mvoing your saturday night bath to every other saturday (and you mow your pits weekly, ugh)
. . . you've ever worn anythign tie-dyed to a job interview (that sounds hippy to me, not rednecked, but hey)
patterns will come back tomorrow, i promise.
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oh my goodness . . . hippo noodles . . . it's like a car accident, you can't look away, you have to watch.
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