Saturday, March 24, 2007

the world's shortest books


FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac ______________________________________


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________

MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno _________________________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton _________________________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman __________________________________

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel ____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson __________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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