1. Aspire to be Barbie: that bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits, buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover (or just suffering from work) who might need a reason to smile.